Fast food tweaks

WARNING: This post is about one of those inane little things that blogs have become known for.

I have a couple of preferences when ordering from Taco Bell. One of these is that I order my bean burritos without "red sauce," but I ask for Hot and Fire sauces.

My initial reason was that I didn't like the taste of that crimson curse to the burrito. I also used to be sensitive to spicy foods.

Now, I know that it's the best way to get a fresh burrito because they pre-make the regular and no-onions varieties. How's that for a tweak? Anybody else have fast food tweaks for getting better, fresher, faster, or otherwise adjective-adjusted food?